I hate the warm weather, seriously! All the bugs come out! Especially cockroaches. I’ve been having one in my room almost everyday for the past couple of nights. I killed one like hours ago and it was the big, flying one! After killing it, I felt so accomplished. Then I go to my bathroom and there’s another roach. 

I can never win with these shits.

This old lady, Shirley, has been calling me for a couple months now and a few weeks ago she sent me a voicemail singing happy birthday. Then he called a minute ago telling me that she hoped I liked the mole she gave me.

But I’m not Pam.